West First Wood-Fired
I had already been looking over the West First online pizza menu for the majority of the work day; and had decided on the Mushroom Pizza with Vegan (rice) Cheese, by the time I called - so ordered that.
I actually called WF from the parking lot of the coop - the nice guy that took my order said it’d be about 15mins until it was ready; which was *perfect* because it gave me enough time to drive across town and find a parking spot!
Don’t be a dick - always tip even if you’re getting your pizza to go. The last thing a host in the restaurant industry wants to do is take your stupid pizza order while in the middle of seating a party of 25 howling banshees. Or retired women on vacation from Naples. Whatever - same thing.
So definitely show them some appreciation (in the form of cold hard cash), for keeping your piping hot pizza fresh, safe, and ready for easy pick up.
This tactic keeps the pizza stable and prevents any unnecessary shifting of the cheese and veggies.
After he’s all set; I change into my cozy jammies and socks - comfort is key for self care night.
Next; I prepare my nest - aka couch, with ample blankets and pillows and a fully charged phone with all notifications silenced except for Tinder; so I can simultaneously chat with 12-24 men. All of who will eventually realize I’m mentally unstable and un-match me in fear for their life.
I really resonate with the older woman who steals people’s souls and chain-smokes out in her garden.
I enjoy watching The Skelton Key on full blast with the curtains open so my neighbors are all extremely petrified of me and my home & know it’s never a good idea to stop by and ask for a cup of sugar unannounced; ensuring no one bothers me mid movie.
Nom nom nom.